We know what the perfect bra is so why don't they make it?

In a world with billions of dollars being spent in the fashion industry why can't we get a decent bra? We know what we want (and we don't want those *!@#!!! underwires. Do you mean to tell me that with all of the innovations we have made as a society, we still can't figure out how to lift up the funbags without jamming a wire under them?. Every women has been there the moment that tiny little seam opens up and one of those instruments of torture shoots out. It usually happens mid-way through work and you have no choice but to live with it or pull the damn thing out and hope that nobody notices that your boobs are now pointing in opposite directions. The only thing worse then when they pop out is when they break. That's when you get the pleasure of a sharp piece of metal digging into your delicate skin. And no offence to girls with small boobs, I envy you. I would kill to wear a cute little whisper of lace under my shirts. Oh the designs for A and B cups! the colours! the materials! it's like a candy store for your rack. When you get into the D cups and beyond, it's no joke and your boobs know it. They will never be surrounded in designer names. They will be encased in heavy duty material that only comes in the most basic of colours and they will have at least 3 hooks on the back. They will dig into your shoulders and they will trap sweat underneath your boobs like there's no tomorrow. This my friends, is what your boobs have to look forward to. I dream of a bra that uses no wire to make me look perky. I want soft seams so I don't feel the chafe, breathable fabric would be life changing and I want to be able to actually afford it. Is it really so much to ask?